So, today the kids (Boys) and I went to a paint MECCA of colorful loveliness. I had in my mind to spend like $50 bucks, SORRY...try $96 by the time we were done. When she gave me the total at the end, I almost vomited the McDonald's egg McMuffin I ate for breakfast right onto her paisley, swirly, checkered clad tiles that adorn her cash register table; HELLO>>>especially if you saw what the kids painted, just kidding...my children are young art prodigies for painting and all other things child oriented, and adult oriented for that matter. Anyway enough about paint, and children, let's get back to the McDonalds egg McMuffin. If truth be told that bad boy was washed down with an icy dream of Diet Dr. Pepper which is so YUM going down, and also so good at helping things come out. I am so happy EVERY DAY when my body processes food properly. YOU CAN BE AS GROSSED OUT AS YOU WANT TO AT THIS STATEMENT, BUT YOU KNOW YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY. It's a human thing to feel good when you body does what it was designed to do. It's a washing away of sorts, out with old, in the with the new. The PROBLEM, is when there is too much new, and your stomach cannot keep up with your incommensurable appetite, mine is tiny....seriously I can hardly eat a drop sometimes. All I have had today....
1. McMuffin
2. Diet Dr. Pepper
3. few bites (okay half) of my kids oatmeal
4. grapes
5. BBQ chicken salad
6. Blueberries with mild and Splenda
7. small handful of chips
8. Did I or did I not get a handful of chocolate chips out of the freezer...hmmm...
9. Now just wondering about that means I will HAVE to go see if the bag is open, and maybe get a handful. It's already 3:30, see I eat like a bird. SERIOUSLY.
Well, I'm off to do bills, my second favorite activity next to cleaning the toilet.
